Host of the Month

Riley Denham

All over the place

“Interested” in: a) Men b) Women c) Chicks, bro.

If I could have any theme song introduce me at the beginning of each quiz, it would be:
a) Eye of the Tiger by Survivor
b) Simply the Best by Tina Turner
c) Who let the Dogs Out? by Baha Men
d) Other: Sexy and I Know It - LMFAO

I prefer the smell of:
a) Gasoline b) French fries c) Bank customers
d) Other: Napalm in the morning.

My idea of a perfect romantic evening involves: playing Skyrim in a darkened room. Alone.

In my dreams, my ideal life partner more closely resembles:
a) Chuck Norris b) David Hasselhoff has a pulse.

My drink of choice is: the blood of sacrificial virgins. Or lemonade, that's not bad either.

My favourite website is: oglaf.com

I spend the vast majority of my time thinking about: whether it's pronunced "castle" or
"castle". I think it's the first one.

My most impressive hidden talent or party trick is: I can wiggle my ears, and name all 50 US states. Simultaneously, if you'll believe it.

My top turn ons are: generosity, empathy, compassion, porn.

My top turn offs are: theism.

I simply cannot live without my: respiratory system.

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